Wicked

By Brenna - 15/12/2025 03:00

Today, I was giving my fiancé some change from my wallet. When I went to hand it to him, he was standing a few feet away from me, so in my best witch voice I said, “Come closer, my child.” Then he got really offended and embarrassed because he thought I was making fun of the size of his junk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 121
You deserved it 27

Same thing different taste

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I feel that we are missing some context about the thought jump from witchly "come over my child" to talking about the size of his junk

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I feel that we are missing some context about the thought jump from witchly "come over my child" to talking about the size of his junk