Too Much Sugar - FML

Too Much Sugar

By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York

Sometimes all you can do is sit back and let them get it out of their systems.

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:28

when she/he stopped at the top of the stairs, she/he could have stuck a paw out and tripped his ass for running in the house.

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:28

when she/he stopped at the top of the stairs, she/he could have stuck a paw out and tripped his ass for running in the house.

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Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

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