Today, while yawning, I had a sudden and intense urge to sneeze.... - FML

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By AFamiliarPaperFigure - 02/09/2017 07:07

Today, while yawning, I had a sudden and intense urge to sneeze. I could not finish my yawn before the sneeze caused a pulled jaw muscle. I can hardly speak it hurts so badly. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 September 2017 17:35

You need to learn to yawn quickly. Boring people get angry when you take a nice leisurely yawn. And when they get angry, they don't become interesting -- they just get more boring.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 September 2017 17:35

You need to learn to yawn quickly. Boring people get angry when you take a nice leisurely yawn. And when they get angry, they don't become interesting -- they just get more boring.

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