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By Bree06 - 16/06/2016 13:43 - Australia

Today, while working a coworker pointed out that I had bruises on my neck and thought I had been attacked. I had to awkwardly explain that the bruises came from the extremely rough sex I had the night before. FML.

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silentnick 21

Friday 17 June 2016 4:52

Now thats sounds like a story

Eldslibo 20

Friday 17 June 2016 12:11

I can see why it's (almost) fml, because it was a coworker that asked. But otherwise, sounds nice and it have happened to me too. A couple of times. And of course it's good that they ask about it.

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C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 4:02

I don't see how this is a FML....

silentnick 21

Friday 17 June 2016 4:52

Now thats sounds like a story

epicgamer 18

Friday 17 June 2016 5:18

Your life isn't ******. Stop being a whiny bitch.

Eldslibo 20

Friday 17 June 2016 12:11

I can see why it's (almost) fml, because it was a coworker that asked. But otherwise, sounds nice and it have happened to me too. A couple of times. And of course it's good that they ask about it.

trucker2 33

Friday 17 June 2016 13:26

They could have handed you business card for battered woman's shelter...the hardest part is trying to explain.

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