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By anonymous - 13/01/2017 08:29

Today, while trying to sleep, my husband was snoring away on his back and won't wake up to move after many attempts to wake him. I have the flu, just started my period and only 4 hours of sleep in 2 days. I can't go in another room because we don't have extra blankets or heat right now.

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UltimateBob 11

Saturday 21 January 2017 0:30

This is especially bad because you have to share a bed with a dead man until the summer time

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UltimateBob 11

Saturday 21 January 2017 0:30

This is especially bad because you have to share a bed with a dead man until the summer time

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