Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
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n_epic_fail 14

Having someone snap my USB input sounds kinky.

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The_Instigator 11

"I'd love to stick my USB up your USB port"

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shireeniee 8

I liked it when OP shoved it harder and harder, but it just got weird when he started wobbling it.

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MrKlutch 1

My picture clearly demonstrates this fml

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Wimoweh 10

So MrKlutch, this FML is now about two lesbian toothbrushes? Ok, I'm down with that.

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Mister_Triangle 21

What kind of tallywhacker says "knob" as an insult?

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LlamaFlavoured 24

People say it in England... It means penis. :3

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iliketurdles 7

In England, using the term "knob" as an insult is pretty common.

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bo1440 3

I didn't know knob in Europe was an insult, now I feel like a "knob" for correcting #2. :/

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jaredofmo 22

"Tallywhacker?" Hah! I love you.

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xlord 27

"don't force it" sounds more like a way to stay out of jail

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captainfalcon7 0

if this were sex I'm really sorry about your USB input. that'll get ya..

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