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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 9:26

The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart

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Gotta love Walmart.

Comments

coolmanab 0

Friday 6 January 2012 8:17

Wow that's totally messed up

vaughant 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:26

Yeaahhh surreee

Bludmagnus 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:33

It was a tactic to get away so you would not slap him... what is most screwed up is there has to be security camera footage, as there are cameras all over Wal-Marts.

Cadyx 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:51

Well, your mind sees yourself 5 times prettier than how other people see. So... >_<

chippa 24

Thursday 18 October 2012 20:56

Um, says who? There are plenty of people who have a negative body image who are considered good looking by the general public. And beauty is not objective. There is no "actual amount of good-looks" that someone has, therefore, no reference for how much "5 times more" is.