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By mylsux - 08/05/2016 03:42 - United States - Huntington

Today, while out at a restaurant, I realized how short I really was. The waitress gave me a kids menu and kids cup. I'm in high school. FML

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AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 6:40

That's happened to me. More than once. And I'm 29.

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AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 6:40

That's happened to me. More than once. And I'm 29.

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