Miscellaneous: Today, while my dad was visiting for my daughter's birthday,...

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By Didn'twanttoseethat - 12/07/2016 16:20

Today, while my dad was visiting for my daughter's birthday, he asked me to help him close out the apps open on his phone. I now know we use the same porn site for our entertainment. FML.

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PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:22

That's either incredibly awkward or another thing to bond over, your choice.

funnelcakepizza 3

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:42

Like father like son

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funnelcakepizza 3

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:42

Like father like son

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:32

Actually, it says OP is a girl... Oh my

PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:22

That's either incredibly awkward or another thing to bond over, your choice.

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