Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly...

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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bballer4_life 14

Thursday 19 March 2015 20:42

And why is this bad?! It's a total WIN‼️

GeorgiaBea 28

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:46

That's my kind of man!!! Fresh cookies when you're done? Amazing!!

guss5441 18

Monday 10 August 2015 7:14

This seems like something that will happen in the sims

haphazardly 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 6:24

Boys get cravings too

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