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CFB_FRS - 06/03/2016 21:19 - Canada - Bolton

Today, while moderating FMLS, I saw an FML posted by my girlfriend about me. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2016 3:18

And now you've posted one about her. Consider the points even now.

Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:18

And now you've posted one about her. Consider the points even now.

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Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Today, my dad called my recently unemployed son a no-good bum for not job hunting. My son literally spent all day beefing up his resume and scheduling job interviews for the whole week. It's not the 1920s anymore, dad. You can't just walk into a building, ask for a job, and get hired right on the spot. FML

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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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Today, in my orchestra, I was one of the 2 instruments that starts first. The conductor raised his hands, but while I was waiting for the preparatory beats, I blinked. When I opened my eyes, the conductor had already started. I started late, in front of a thousand people. The conductor is still angry with me. FML

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Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because of a video game. Not that I was playing the game too much, but because she got addicted to it and decided that the game was more important than our relationship. FML

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