Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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stormchaser24 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

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beccaboo678 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:38

Oh he is a real keeper.

libbyz 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:35

What kind of love is that ? #Realtalk!

HaHa314 0

Monday 12 March 2012 10:01

Hahaha, that's actually pretty funny.

xxmeowxx43 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:06

Lol I would play along!

guitarist410 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 1:55

LIKE A BOSS!!!

evhrocks876 4

Monday 2 July 2012 7:23

That's funny

interesting33 36

Friday 14 September 2012 20:15

Aww :/ My wonderful flatmates pretend not to know me in the middle of Sainsbury's/or a nightclub :P

ariasirens 0

Tuesday 25 September 2012 5:20

I would have hit him in public if he ever even threatened me. ******* ******.

mrslewis 16

Monday 1 October 2012 14:17

Tine for a new bf!

Catchergmw 5

Saturday 3 November 2012 15:26

That's hilarious

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