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Today, while I was in class I was pulled into the office for "cutting". My cat scratched my arm. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2018 3:08

But did they believe the dog ate your homework?

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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching TV when an infomercial for "Male enhancement" came on. As I grabbed my phone, my girlfriend said, "Oh honey, don't buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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