Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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Vitiate 5

Just rock her with the shocker, that'll wake her up.

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sohigh10 34

Don't bother going down on her in the future. If she seriously can't have the decency to tell you what she likes and instead decides to crush your confidence with a bitchy remark like that she doesn't deserve the effort. Quite a lot of people are blaming him for being bad.. How exactly was he supposed to know if she fakes it?

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daemonsparta 16

you know insteadh of faking she could help you improve

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tmtsans 9

then I'm too tired to fake loving you

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zoelog 10

obviously you're not doing it right. ydi

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