Love: Today while having a Netflix and Chill session with my girlfriend,... - FML

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By BeinWheezy - 10/12/2016 13:48

Today while having a Netflix and Chill session with my girlfriend, I found I had a hidden talent for making people laugh. This was also the same moment my girlfriend had an asthma attack. I nearly caused my girlfriend to laugh to death. FML.

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gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 11 December 2016 12:18

On the bright side of this situation, you know you're actually funny and she wasn't just laughing to make you happy.

ishitrainbows 2

Sunday 11 December 2016 2:31

Don't worry its common for an asthmatic person to have an athsma attack when they laugh a lot (I have athsma and it happens to me). As long as she takes her medication she'll be alright.

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ishitrainbows 2

Sunday 11 December 2016 2:31

Don't worry its common for an asthmatic person to have an athsma attack when they laugh a lot (I have athsma and it happens to me). As long as she takes her medication she'll be alright.

gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 11 December 2016 12:18

On the bright side of this situation, you know you're actually funny and she wasn't just laughing to make you happy.

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