Intimacy Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was...

pinky - 12/02/2010 05:13 - Australia

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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Sewing project

peppergirl - 30/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML

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Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

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Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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It wasn't me

sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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pianonerd - 15/09/2009 06:16 - Canada

Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML

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hjrn 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:18

you so need to report that!!!

ktbird 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:14

There's a hell of a lot wrong with that. If she is underage they could and should lose their job and probably never teach again. If she is not it is still highly inappropriate sexual harassment.

beer01 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:50

Agreed with #129

iamaphoenix 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:03

sounds fake, but either way it was hilarious. no info on gender of either or age of the student.. calm down people, it was funny.

tb15 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:17

what I think of the teacher depends on how old the OP is... older than college-rude college-kinda creepy High School-Nasty and he should be fired Middle School-disgusting, he shouldn't even be aloud near a school younger than that-it's not even funny! why isn't he in jail yet?

kiki1995_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:13

OMG Report!

sandyman000 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:44

WTF Eww report him and make him go on the preditor list. Sue him for rape umm... 

jordaninja 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:22

Sounds like a win win situation. He either gets fired, or you get someone to fill your tight space!

dannthemannxx 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:52

ew. please report himm.

smileysquid 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:57

that is so sick and wrong -.-"

Trixies100 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:42

o he'll no you need to tell on him I would tell my mommy

sccaldwell 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:25

I agree that it's harassment and should be reported. Trying to find a bright side, the teacher obviously thinks you're hot. The attention may not be wanted, but it is still a compliment in a weird, creepy sort of way. ;-)