Today, when I was at school this guy kept staring at me. At lunch... - FML

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By Tyra - 19/03/2018 15:59

Today, when I was at school this guy kept staring at me. At lunch break, he walked up to me and said I'm a"hot tamale" I felt awkward and ignored. 2 minutes later a girl ran up from behind me, yanked my hair and dropped me to the ground and yelled "HE'S MINE." I don't even like him. FML.

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Wednesday 21 March 2018 14:36

You should've told her; 'don't hate me because I'm pretty'.

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user53658 15

Wednesday 21 March 2018 14:36

You should've told her; 'don't hate me because I'm pretty'.

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