Love: Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

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Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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By Bad bridesmaid - 11/05/2025 09:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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arrow007archer 19

Saturday 21 June 2014 0:34

catch it anyway

Sunflower1919 19

Saturday 21 June 2014 0:35

I would have caught it to spite him.

Comments

TheLadyOpal 30

Tuesday 24 June 2014 1:34

"Well, honey, how else am I supposed to get flowers? YOU never buy me any."

zelliemurena 6

Monday 30 June 2014 11:11

leave him

nikoelaas 1

Thursday 3 July 2014 17:13

Go for it girl!!

gengecat 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:30

He's a dick

marleybree 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 9:21

I genuinely hope you caught it

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 2:37

He's a jackass. He can't tell you what to do.

StormFlake 8

Tuesday 1 March 2016 1:12

Ok? You're not single and catching it would mean you are, and that you want someone better. He was right to react that way

dcea 17

Tuesday 13 December 2016 17:28

major douchebag.

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