Work: Today, we had a work fundraising event. I had to go buy the oranges... - FML

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By crazyoranges - 31/05/2016 01:37 - Australia - Perth

Today, we had a work fundraising event. I had to go buy the oranges we needed for drinks. 30,000 oranges later, I'm the one they talk about in maths equations. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:06

Gosh, that's a lot! If this comment on the oranges really bothers you, say something about it. The comments will only continue until you politely state that it is something from the past and you're moving on. Anybody who brings it up after you've said that part, will look more like the idiot.

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:06

Gosh, that's a lot! If this comment on the oranges really bothers you, say something about it. The comments will only continue until you politely state that it is something from the past and you're moving on. Anybody who brings it up after you've said that part, will look more like the idiot.

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