Money: Today was the day, I finally finished paying off my first car....

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By Dancruz98 - 31/07/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamden

Today was the day, I finally finished paying off my first car. No more payment just me and my car until midnight when the engine decided to blow it's brains out leaving car less and now broke for the next couple months FML.

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Monday 1 August 2016 17:05

Was it a Chevy?

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:54

Haha that's why Chevys come with a new pair of Nike shoes at purchase.. Ya know, for the walk home;)

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Monday 1 August 2016 17:05

Was it a Chevy?

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:54

Haha that's why Chevys come with a new pair of Nike shoes at purchase.. Ya know, for the walk home;)

Danyasha5 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 11:14

it was probably a Ford.

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