Today, marks the third week of my wife not paying me any attention.... - FML

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By LeftForPrompto - 18/07/2018 15:21 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, marks the third week of my wife not paying me any attention. Three weeks ago I introduced her to Final Fantasy XV, during which time she decided she prefers one of the characters for me. She spends all of her free time on our PC and talks about him constantly. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 21 July 2018 14:16

Cosplay as him to get her attention.

chris_lillo 15

Friday 20 July 2018 21:42

It's time to fake a robbery where nothing valuable besides her Final Fantasy was stolen! But seriously this seems pretty bad. Perhaps if it's realistic you can take her for a vacation or weekend getaway to rekindle your relationship. If her obsession with this virtual character only gets worse I would consider relationship counseling for the sake of your marriage. Have you tried to talk to her?

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chris_lillo 15

Friday 20 July 2018 21:42

It's time to fake a robbery where nothing valuable besides her Final Fantasy was stolen! But seriously this seems pretty bad. Perhaps if it's realistic you can take her for a vacation or weekend getaway to rekindle your relationship. If her obsession with this virtual character only gets worse I would consider relationship counseling for the sake of your marriage. Have you tried to talk to her?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 21 July 2018 14:16

Cosplay as him to get her attention.

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