Today, I received new custom shoes that took a month to deliver...

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By meranr - 12/04/2018 16:19 - United States - Northville

Today, I received new custom shoes that took a month to deliver and I wore them to school. Then a kid throws his pen and it bursts open and permanently stains my shoes. FML

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lucasj23 11

Tuesday 17 April 2018 1:07

what the hell kind of pen would explode just from hitting a shoe?

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lucasj23 11

Tuesday 17 April 2018 1:07

what the hell kind of pen would explode just from hitting a shoe?

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