Today, I decided to wear a thong to school under my leggings.... - FML

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By MandyR - 07/06/2018 17:08

Today, I decided to wear a thong to school under my leggings. I didn't know that they were so thin you could see right through them. My guy teacher called me to the front of the class and stared at my butt the whole time. I had no idea until my friend told me almost an hour later. FML

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Monday 11 June 2018 22:28

leggings are NOT jeans

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