Miscellaneous: Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my... - FML

By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

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elinhjortskull 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

He's sexy and he knows it.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:07

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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4rmMiami 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:47

There is always a crazy uncle in the family:)

QQMorePlox 18

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:00

Did you give him a helping hand?

natasha5560 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:53

I'd love to meet your family… bahahaha better than mine. :)

shots1996 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:00

So why exactly didnt you just turn and walk away instead of looking? You brought it on yourself OP

nyxxx_fml 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:27

Creeper y would u stare at him if he was naked?

laurenXD 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:29

Why would you continue to watch that?!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:43

Way to bring in the new year...

testthecoal 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:50

Thank god that was last year, though.

Just_A_Panda 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:57

The good, the bad, and the drunk and naked uncles; things to remember in 2011.

letitsnow_fml 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:30

2 words gross and FYL!!

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