Intimacy Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass...

Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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Love hurts

Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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What a feeling!

numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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Barf

Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Silent - 03/12/2009 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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Trial and mainly error

unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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Lucy - 21/07/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

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Thursday 7 January 2010 20:01

that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

xo_candy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:11

Don't they have medicine for that? fyl

cburke9 7

Friday 28 October 2011 20:49

that is the worst thing i have ever heard in my life. my condolences

TipsyHobo 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:40

So... is that rape still?

CrazyV 22

Tuesday 22 November 2011 16:31

woah... just like j.d

kasgurl113 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:46

Aww that is so sad :(

beastwill64 16

Friday 2 December 2011 3:55

I fell so sorry for you. F your life

monokuma 0

Monday 26 December 2011 3:28

No fap time :(y

sexynarwhal 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:47

i saw this on scrubs. JD passes out when he shat

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:07

No cure?! Well ****...

grumpy94533 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 7:33

:( so sorry

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:34

wow you def drew the short genetic straw. sorry OP

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Today, I learned I will hand my daughter off to a complete stranger in order to provide help during an emergency situation. I don't know whether I feel proud to be someone who steps up in the moment, or mortified and ashamed that I gave my kid to a bystander so easily. FML

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Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML

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Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from Splash Mountain. FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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Today, I made fun of a crazy-looking woman at the park. The man next to me turned out to be her husband, and he dragged me by my ear over to apologize to her. My friends are still laughing at me and my ear is swollen to twice the usual size. FML

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