Kids: Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can... - FML

By TwinDad - 14/05/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

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Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

You gotta love kids ;D

purple5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3

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ReeseZilla75 5

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:38

There are two types of people...

sydstoomuch 19

Friday 6 December 2013 17:02

ROFL!! Fyl man lol

PrincessCastiel 27

Monday 30 December 2013 3:43

Well... can we Daddy?

DarthIronbat 5

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:28

I'm sorry but that's TOO ADORABLE

greenfire 7

Friday 22 May 2015 1:05

Guess you know which is the evil twin

sleepyglowstar 32

Wednesday 27 May 2015 8:16

At least they are thoughtful!

TheGamingGamer 28

Sunday 18 October 2015 8:58

Shoulda raised 'em better in those 3 years.

shotgun_girl 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:24

Watch them have inherited the allergy. Muhahaha!!!! KARMA!!

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