Kids: Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of...

By Dr_Dolittle - 12/01/2010 15:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:10

I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:28

Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.

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littlesnareboy 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:04

epic fail

ZachIsASaint 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:23

This place never ceases to amaze me. 20 percent of the voters so far think this guy deserved getting hit in the crotch. when some fat chick complains about being called fat, she might get 5 to10 percent of people saying she deserved it, when clearly she deserves it way more than a father spending time with his kid deserves physical pain.

jmateo_95 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:31

YDI for calling ur balls "happy sacks "

MusicNotez27 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:45

I've seen the whistling pipes and to be honest...they are not that heavy...they're pretty light..and cant make much damage. He's weak!!

Dralibapilo 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 7:12

YDI for playing with "pipes" with little kids, and even got so into it that you involved your sack, which isn't so happy anymore Im guessing

lifecnsuk 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 7:14

that's pretty classic lol

King17 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:13

YDI for happy sacks, fool.

erizzz 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:44

u have two sacks? nasty

judge_Fred 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:59

YDI for "Happy sacks" ... grow a pair.

DanielleTheOne 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:40

Heey i dont make the rules. im just saying people shouldnt bag him coz FML moderates it into the passages. and neither one are too rude so long as they parents keep their 5 year olds off the site