Health: Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

agreeclassic 39 001

vote type 1 2 474

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

agreeclassic 32 511

vote type 1 2 523

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

agreeclassic 61 937

vote type 1 3 574

Drained

By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

agreeclassic 38 573

vote type 1 3 349

By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

agreeclassic 27 755

vote type 1 3 352

By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

agreeclassic 18 220

vote type 1 3 783

By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 20:00

Today, my husband put up one of those sticky fly trap strips behind our toilet. I was tired and didn't notice it in the dark bathroom. I leaned back and it stuck in my hair. I didn't notice the dead flies in my hair until I went to buy lunch. FML

agreeclassic 1 751

vote type 1 259

Strange noise

By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

agreeclassic 2 810

vote type 1 227

By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

agreeclassic 49 538

vote type 1 3 374

By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

agreeclassic 32 648

vote type 1 3 581

By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

agreeclassic 10 823

vote type 1 1 516

QTp13 10

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:15

Now thats just gross.

carljames0603 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:20

OMG!! YOU KILLED MASTER SPLINTER!!

Comments

LolLoree 0

Monday 7 November 2011 4:56

Thats disgusting >.

AerBear115 15

Friday 1 February 2013 4:55

That's flipping scary man!!! I'm so sorry!!

MissSarcasm01 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:58

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty.

rameses1210 18

Sunday 25 January 2015 12:33

"Metal stick?"

clemagh 7

Monday 18 April 2016 11:28

was it male or female and if it was a female did it have "babies".

nanner6206 24

Friday 24 June 2016 0:00

why is babies in quotes?

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I had an interview for a pretty interesting job. Everything was going smoothly until I referred to their company by the wrong name, not once, but three times. They politely corrected me each time, but I could see the resentment in their eyes, especially because it was the name of their main competitor. I probably won't be getting the job, huh? FML

agreeclassic 95

vote type 1 807

Today, after just two days of asking me to officially be his girlfriend, my boyfriend started following his ex-fiancé. When confronted, he admitted to chatting with her for over two hours about an important family matter. FML

agreeclassic 405

vote type 1 160

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML

agreeclassic 34 757

vote type 1 3 346

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

agreeclassic 41 528

vote type 1 5 702

Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML

agreeclassic 447

vote type 1 133

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

agreeclassic 33 409

vote type 1 8 337

Similar FMLs

Drained

Strange noise

TOP COMMENTS

Comments