Today, my visually impaired mother walked in on me and my boyfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 04:00

Today, my visually impaired mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. If that wasnt bad enough, she decided to sit on my bed and warn me about how its important to not lose your virginity in college but to wait for the perfect wife while I was balls deep in another man. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 14 June 2019 22:23

Ignore the homophobe. If you do deserve it, it’s because you didn’t lock your door or secure your privacy before hand. It still sucks that your mother sat down and had that conversation with you in that situation tho.

griddy24 18

Tuesday 18 June 2019 22:14

Hahaaaa omg

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 14 June 2019 22:23

Ignore the homophobe. If you do deserve it, it’s because you didn’t lock your door or secure your privacy before hand. It still sucks that your mother sat down and had that conversation with you in that situation tho.

griddy24 18

Tuesday 18 June 2019 22:14

Hahaaaa omg

hopeykins 11

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:49

I had to read it a couple of times then realized that FML got your little bathroom picture wrong... At least your mom cares about you and you'll have a laugh about it later after you get over being embarrassed! Maybe?

sisoladra 20

Wednesday 30 October 2019 2:02

my question is....how did she not notice a man in ur bed? how visually impaired is she?

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