Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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adrifter 0

Friday 19 March 2010 7:48

If you're a girl we should go out. Iove smokin' hot babes!

JustinBieberIsOK 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:02

French fried human XD ^nom nom nom* crunchy! >3< lol

adrifter 0

Friday 19 March 2010 9:03

Purplewhateverthefuck, your pic looks like a creepy meg from family guy-rips eyes out

hailphire130 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:54

this fml is going places

lolpwnagelol 0

Friday 19 March 2010 12:55

#225 is gay and illiterate

vollyball921 0

Friday 19 March 2010 12:56

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

SG9FOZZ 0

Friday 19 March 2010 13:45

Did you punch him back at 9.8ms-2 (power of 2)?? LoL. Find the time it would take to burn your whole body.

xXlLaMaXx 5

Friday 19 March 2010 15:43

smartblondie 0

Friday 19 March 2010 21:31

I certainly hope you mean with actual fire, since if that was a metaphor it would be REALLY weird.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:50

burn baby burn FLAME ON young blood u gotta watch out for teachers they crazy

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