Love: Today, my nutty ex-girlfriend has told our families and friends... - FML

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By spideryann - 26/04/2016 08:01 - Gabon - Libreville

Today, my nutty ex-girlfriend has told our families and friends that I refuse to tell her if I want to pursue our relationship, so she could move on. I split up with her last time we've met, about a month ago. Now her mother called me to convince me to let her go, making me the psycho of us 2. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:11

Simple, you tell the mother that you broke up with her a month ago and that it was very clear at the time.

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:11

Simple, you tell the mother that you broke up with her a month ago and that it was very clear at the time.

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