Kids: Today, my music classes were going great: kids being nice to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 21:36 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my music classes were going great: kids being nice to each other, getting through my whole plan, lining up nicely to go back to class. Until my last class. I took 4 recorder-swords/guns away, stopped 2 fistfights, and stopped all practice due to screeching. They're grade 3s. FML.

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GuardedCrayfish 7

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:39

I did this shit when I was that age

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laughingmaniac 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 13:39

That must suck. This is why I'm smart enough to not teach children ?

GuardedCrayfish 7

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:39

I did this shit when I was that age

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