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Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Anonymous - 03/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML

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-_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

theSSiscool 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:37

how is this a FML? ur nail got ripped off. get over it

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:43

And so did half my skin fool.

Blacksmokehick 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:02

complain whine whine complain..

tati3092 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:23

well u should have stayed in ur dance area haha!!! but wii is a very dangerous game system I've gotten hurt a lot of time s by wii ahah

QWERTYCommander 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:35

I know I shouldn't make fun of people for having a different taste in games as I do... but Just Dance 2? YDI

revengePanda 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:08

well I guess you got SERVED!!!

theSSiscool 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:21

to bad they weren't playing tennis then that joke may have actually been funny. Not!

revengePanda 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:45

it was a southpark reference, don't blame you for not knowing as your parents probably only allow you to watch Disney channel.

2DMax 11

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:19

I'm sure someones said it already but YDI for not staying in your dance space

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:21

Well actually she was in MY space so yeah.

kellyisyllek 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:19

hahaha I love how your mom is just concerned with game rules instead of your well being.

Lauraaaaax94 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:23

Its funny how mums can never take blame for anything :')

kaleighhhjj 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 19:19

I just threw up in my mouth..,

igoteffed 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:18

she's right but that game is quite dangerous

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