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By saddaymr.turtle - 20/05/2016 01:47 - United States - Beechgrove

Today, my mom and dad went for a walk to get some exercise. When they came back, they'd decided it was time to separate. FML

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PsudoAnon 20

Monday 23 May 2016 14:20

Sounds like their walk was an excuse to discuss things without the kids listening in.

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PsudoAnon 20

Monday 23 May 2016 14:20

Sounds like their walk was an excuse to discuss things without the kids listening in.

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