Miscellaneous: Today, My little sister has been washing the dishes so she could... - FML

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By RoryWinchester - 09/07/2016 03:18

Today, My little sister has been washing the dishes so she could go see her boyfriend... They just broke up so now she sees no reason in doing them anymore. This left me to wash all of them that had piled up over the last couple days by myself, in the summer heat, while cooking dinner. FML.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:51

Is there anything else she likes? Her phone, TV, internet etc. Take everything she enjoys away from her until she does her damn chores.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:51

Is there anything else she likes? Her phone, TV, internet etc. Take everything she enjoys away from her until she does her damn chores.

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