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By chuckmaddah - 17/05/2016 13:33 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, my little brother broke my first pair of good quality expensive earphones. I had them for a year and the warranty had just ran out 9 days ago. He refuses to pay for it because "they were going to break eventually". Fml

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 18 May 2016 6:40

You could always break something of his and use his logic against him or you could just get your parents involved.

Sir_Cow 17

Wednesday 18 May 2016 9:40

Break his skin with acid and use his logic.

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 18 May 2016 6:40

You could always break something of his and use his logic against him or you could just get your parents involved.

Sir_Cow 17

Wednesday 18 May 2016 9:40

Break his skin with acid and use his logic.

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