Miscellaneous: Today, my incredibly expensive straightener which has been broken... - FML

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By wordsandzombies - 05/05/2016 13:52 - Australia - Charlestown

Today, my incredibly expensive straightener which has been broken for 2 years decided to start working again. On my hand. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 6 May 2016 14:22

If it hasn't worked for two years why did you still have it?

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 6 May 2016 14:22

If it hasn't worked for two years why did you still have it?

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