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By Tessa - 08/06/2016 06:05 - Mongolia - Ulaanbaatar

Today, my husband said he got me a gift from overseas. I was expecting an apple watch but instead it was an state-of-the-art electronic dildo. FML
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You deserved it 59
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amsterdamgirl 20

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't appreciate getting a ***** either. she has the right not to like it.

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HyperTek 16

Atleast use it and... uhh.. have fun?

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HyperTek 16

Atleast use it and... uhh.. have fun?

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Eldslibo 20

You say that like it would be a bad thing.

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rissa5214 14

Why is this a FML? For real. That's a very thoughtful gift.

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Hamedar 7

hardly FML. Enjoy the gift. it's a gift. out right rude of you to complain if you ask me.

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amsterdamgirl 20

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't appreciate getting a ***** either. she has the right not to like it.

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ChristinePi 36

Doesn't sound like a bad gift to me. This way if he goes over seas again you have a way to entertain yourself while he's gone!

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Mistyinltown 4

I am curious as to why you were expecting a $500+ Apple watch? I personally wouldn't mind a state of the art *****, however, I completely understand why someone else wouldn't be to pleased.

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moonlight77 28

Sorry OP, but you deserved this one. That's what you get for having "high expectations". Maybe next time, try lowering them.

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