Love: Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should...

By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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RadicalDivaBos 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:05

that is jacked up

donnatones 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:14

I'm sorry to hear...

secs4vr 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:36

remind him that besties share everything and you want in with his new girl or guy too

reddruby 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:30

mid life crises?

NAking13 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:27

thats so messed!!

teeheelicious 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:32

ass. hole.

texas3559 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:09

sounds like peter griffin

miguelwale 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:14

it's a little late to decide he just wants to be friends now

xolizerd33xo 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:33

wow I'll find some one better

Dudemanx88 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:55

194 is correct

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