Health: Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 9 April 2013 17:42

What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."

patacus 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 17:41

extra credit?

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capnbzarr 43

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:09

Not having read the original FML first, I found this comic very confusing.

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:26

I must say, I really like the comic.

SanaSazi 32

Monday 22 April 2013 2:00

lol!

sabrinaacrow 26

Monday 22 April 2013 22:47

Surely you must get some kind of reward for having such a good practical

Sillabub 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:18

I know the feel, bro.

harrieslinger 17

Tuesday 23 April 2013 11:22

Charmander used ember. *It's super effective!*

Pinkgal123 24

Wednesday 24 April 2013 4:34

I know how u feel, don't feel bad, maybe the solution was deffective?

french_canadien 17

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:37

..?

Calaraphea 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 23:53

Really? What genius managed to convince you that was true?

gators1995 30

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:47

Thats insane!!

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