Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Thursday 3 October 2013 12:15

Grandma strikes again.

hghrider123456 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

Does your grandma happen to be betty white?

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AuzziPurdy 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:29

At least your Grandma is fun! :D

giraffelovergirl 19

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:44

At least you didn't let one rip

MirandaShaee 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:12

Sounds like your Gma is hardcore

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:26

"So Jesus sacrificed himself for all for all of humanity sins. He was nailed to a cross. His hands, covered in blood, he was in agony, and a lot of pain and...." "AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HOOOOOO! HAHAHA!" Then the pastor proceeded to give OP the meanest look.