Love: Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 16:18 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

wutupbruh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

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bishoprsv2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:39

Go to Shanghai and curbstomp his nuts till they look like shriveled up raisins!!!

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:57

what a asshole

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 10:16

Look at the pic. It's a girl.

mattiga 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:12

Ouch kinda weird situation

XxHeartBrokenxX 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:52

Beat his as, press charges, then cuddle with your girl and make sure she's ok.

viaco12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:35

THAT SICK BASTARD!!!

Bashar_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:28

# 21 for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rakhil11 7

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:17

ROFL @ #8

GeeGeebaby 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:36

OMG he really needs a beating IF I GOT A FRIEND LIKE HIM I BASH HIM UP!!! yea.. u should press charges on him

somethingawesome 9

Friday 7 August 2009 5:59

That's how everyone says hi now.

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