Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me to take viagra so I could be harder... - FML

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By Weaknis - 10/06/2016 22:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend told me to take viagra so I could be harder and "go for longer." I'm 17... FML

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MrDrDaBoss 6

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:03

DONT. I highly suggest you stay away from that stuff even in the future if you get erectile dysfunction

dansco 24

Monday 13 June 2016 1:47

Stick it up her arse, sure it will be too big then lol

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MrDrDaBoss 6

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:03

DONT. I highly suggest you stay away from that stuff even in the future if you get erectile dysfunction

dansco 24

Monday 13 June 2016 1:47

Stick it up her arse, sure it will be too big then lol

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