Today, my dog picked up the habit of getting cat poop out of... - FML

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By Heteroscodra - 04/11/2018 09:38

Today, my dog picked up the habit of getting cat poop out of the litter box and putting it on my bed. Time to clean the litter box more. FML

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Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:23

Preferably as often as possible after the cat takes a shit. Not accounting for when you're away from your house, etc.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:23

Preferably as often as possible after the cat takes a shit. Not accounting for when you're away from your house, etc.

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