Animals Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks....

Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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Heavy load

SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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Naughty boy

Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Good girl

vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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Dog park blues

Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML

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ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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Doggy dog world

Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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Beast Mode

Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

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Bad boy

Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:32

Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.

PassTheDutch 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:30

like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.

regsworld11 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:52

atleast you got a workout(:

Zombie65 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:18

To funny lmfao I love it lol

monkeyluvz 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:33

Bahahahahah! Labadors!

robc32ca 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:42

try training

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:53

haha that's hilarious.

melibear89 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:04

your dog has you whipped. the is an animal not a human. next time stick it on it's lead and start walking. he'll soon walk after when he gets tired of being dragged

notquite69 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:21

If your dog was trained, you had it on a leash, or somehow had control over it, it couldn't do that. And for the most part, when they lay down and don't move, it's because they're afraid of getting beat again. Learn to train your damn dog without hitting it.