Holidays: Today, my dad got me a really expensive speaker for my 18th birthday....

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By birthdaygift - 04/08/2016 15:28

Today, my dad got me a really expensive speaker for my 18th birthday. He told me I could use it when one of my friends come over. I think he forgot that I haven't had a friend over in about 6 years. FML

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Vekel 4

Friday 5 August 2016 6:24

or he's trying to help you socialize

TOPsCinderella 25

Saturday 6 August 2016 0:04

I think that's a hint; he's trying to get you to socialize.

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Vekel 4

Friday 5 August 2016 6:24

or he's trying to help you socialize

TOPsCinderella 25

Saturday 6 August 2016 0:04

I think that's a hint; he's trying to get you to socialize.

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