Love: Today, my crush asked me for relationship advice. It was to impress... - FML

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By ugh - 20/05/2016 21:06 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, my crush asked me for relationship advice. It was to impress my best friend. FML.

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KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:53

YDI for not having the courage to ask her out

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KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:53

YDI for not having the courage to ask her out

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