Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

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scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

Comments

Slapshott30 3

Monday 8 October 2012 14:47

I have such an erection right now....

ZebraLiscious 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:00

Nasty as HELLLL!

Fmlano 16

Sunday 11 November 2012 14:21

I hope you threw that toaster out.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Friday 11 January 2013 2:28

It's so gross and unsanitary when people let their cats go in the kitchen and jump all over the counters. YDI.

bigbangvip1 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:00

Aligator67 12

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:05

Hahaha I wouldn't wanna make that cat mad

connor2102 5

Monday 1 September 2014 17:01

Well, isn't that a shitty situation...

OhReallyNow2000 6

Friday 12 September 2014 14:34

Well damn. FYL.

JackFett 0

Monday 9 January 2017 17:15

Cat shit on toast, my favourite

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