Miscellaneous: Today, my cat has gotten more birthday wishes on Facebook than...

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By Isamermaid - 17/07/2016 16:34 - United States - Lucerne Valley

Today, my cat has gotten more birthday wishes on Facebook than I got on my birthday 3 weeks ago. FML

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keeper317 2

Monday 18 July 2016 5:49

You deserve it for making a ******* facebook page for your cat.

Jezterking 15

Monday 18 July 2016 0:25

The cat totally nipped your attention

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Jezterking 15

Monday 18 July 2016 0:25

The cat totally nipped your attention

sarahvago 9

Monday 18 July 2016 3:52

Tell your cat I say "Happy Birthday" :)

Isamermaid 17

Monday 18 July 2016 5:54

She said thanks.

keeper317 2

Monday 18 July 2016 5:49

You deserve it for making a ******* facebook page for your cat.

Isamermaid 17

Monday 18 July 2016 5:58

I didn't. I just posted a picture of her and I and said it was her birthday.

rhirhi923 23

Monday 18 July 2016 5:57

your cat has a Facebook?

Isamermaid 17

Monday 18 July 2016 6:02

Nope. I'd posted a picture of her and I and said it was her birthday. On my facebook.

its808time 6

Monday 18 July 2016 18:02

Well I mean, cats can be pretty adorable

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