Intimacy: Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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Sunday 30 August 2015 15:33

*looks at location* yeah, exactly.

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Sunday 30 August 2015 15:35

Was he cleaning inside the closet?

Comments

bris_63 18

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:49

Well I guess they did give a "heads up"

acrochick27 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:53

If he's your brother and it was your cousin..isn't it his cousin too?...just...ew

Krypt1c 11

Monday 31 August 2015 0:08

I've heard some ****** up shit but this tops it

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 31 August 2015 0:11

Incest, fun for the whole family.

sohigh10 34

Monday 31 August 2015 0:51

that's hot

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 31 August 2015 1:19

wtf. thats sick. its incest you idiot!!!

Lars93 18

Monday 31 August 2015 1:34

gay incest ?

dansco 24

Monday 31 August 2015 1:54

So you now know he's gay and likes to keep it in the family lol

One_Way 43

Monday 31 August 2015 2:02

Your life doesn't suck, OP. Your brother does.

samthompson 12

Monday 31 August 2015 2:21

oh my god.

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